Saturday, 26 December 2009
Happy Boxing Day!
Sometimes they bring joy, bu they also bring terrible anguish and trauma to you.
Anyway, I it is also my 3rd anniverasy to my appendicitis operation. Happy birthday to you! I hope it has gone peacefully back to mother nature...
Hmm, boring christmas. First time spending christmas in the office, the past few happening ones, were spending it in the hospital. lol.
Monring started off with a mass present exchange gift. Really thank all my colleagues who gave me pressies, cos they are helping me with my HZ-WANTS-TO-GET-FAT program =D And thousadn of sorry again to all those who got my pressies, i spoilt your TIME-TO-LOSE-WEIGHT project.
Slept like super early in christmas eve, woke up the next morning. Went to get a haircut. Disaster, the hair that i have kept for like 8 weeks, totally, back to NS length. ARGH!
Hmm, driving icense have not reached my mailox yet... cant wait to add it into my wallet....
Ooh goaless draw. 90 mins of my time wasted. Somehow, i love watching Birmingham and West Ham play these days. Liverpool.... haiz... no words for them...
Monday, 21 December 2009
Rusell Hantz
Sunday, 20 December 2009
NS life is so much more relax
Sunday, 13 December 2009
1 month Since ord!
But my testimonial from the Naval Pers Hub have not. Amazing eh, the proclaimed most efficient organisation cannot even get my testimonial back to me in 1 months time. So good that they didn't even called me. And now I have to ask my fellow pal, who is going to ORD tmr to go collect it on my behalf, while he collects his. So great.
Ok, as you all can see, my blogskin has changed. had a hard time finding this kind of sin. Actually, not really, it is just how stupid of me for not making use of the google search engine.
Work has been fun. I mean like my job scope is really very different from the rest. I am really doing something for the company, as in getting things back for the company. And the outside world is totally different from what we see in NS. I mean outside, the people are really driven to work, it is not a sheltered place. Discipline might not be there, but the incentive is there, abck in the SAF as long as you just shut your mouth, avoid trouble you get promoted. But on the outside, you stirve towards your goals, put in your effort, work fast, you get your rewards.
Totally totally different.
Alright, Liverpool is doing superbly against Arsenal. Really hope Aquilani plays, if not , my obejective of watching the match is totally gone. Dirk Kuyt!
Tuesday, 8 December 2009
Updates..
HAhas, joking. Came here to keep this refreshed.
Everything is going well. My mind is finally at peace at alot of things.
Thinking of a mega huge trip next year.
Hoping and praying everyday that Singtel will do something to the price of iphone and hope that all 4 of them will fight it out for a second round prices. if all does not go well, i may just wait out until next august before switching over to the new iphone.... haiz...
Alright. Nights! Changing template in progress...
Sidenote: First time in 1 year 10 months of my blogging, there wun be any more NS tags or what so ever, will avoid it at all costs!
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
No time to blog!
And crying in pity for liverpool.
That is all!
Blog soon once everything settles down. Going to revamp this page.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Getting a balance now!
Anyway, Freedom has never tasted that sweet, better than the ice kachang I am having everyday.
Days ahead will be filled with job interviews, driving and most importantly catch up with alot of friends!!!
Wallay Boys will be coming back soon. I think their morale will even be down when they see pictures of Pink I/C popping out everywhere on facebook and wallets.
Room is in a total disaster. Got to pack it!
Sunday, 8 November 2009
Thursday, 5 November 2009
Mcdonalds Monopoly Game
I have 4X Ang Mo Kio, 2X Bishan, 2X Marina Bay, 5X Queenstown, 1X Farrer Road, 1X Ardmore Park, 1 X Holland Road, 1X Bayshore Road, 1X Amber Road, 2X Raffles Place, 1X Robinson Road.
Best time to get these during the lunch hour from 12pm to 3am during weekdays. After upsize of the meal, which cost you only 50 cents, and you get another extra 4 game labels. The Macs outlet at Tampines Mall have this promotion also during the weekends.
Of course, this is one of the greatest marketing tactic I have seen .lol. Consumers will just keep buying and buying as they feel they will have the chance to win something. True enough, I did win some stuff, like apple pie, iced latte, free milkshake, sausage mcgriddles. LOL.
But i think that the Ministry of Health is going crazy. PE teachers will feel the heat when they see the kids return to school next year. Wuahah. All put on weight.
I am so evil. Wohoo! Congrats to all who is going to get their Pink I/C tmr. I am the few who missed out on the chance to get my I/C earlier because of the freaking weekend!!!
Tuesday, 3 November 2009
This is It!
This is It was not bad. I won't say it is really freaking fantastic. It did not lived up to his hype. It is just a movie that basically showed the rehearsals for his latest concert. Hmm, it is just a waste his concerts were not being performed due to his demise. I had this very sinister thought in my mind, was all his preparation for his concert was made up for this movie, and his death was part of the behind scene assasination to make this movie come through??? That is too controversial. Anyway, on a side note, MJ's family did not support this movie at all.
First time I see Xiang Long face to face in like 4 years. Wuahah, got to catch up with more people. Hope the next time will be soccer! Since the beginning of NS, all our meet -ups have been all movies i think.
Alright, Chao. I left Sqn Cosxain and the Naval Pers Hub to clear my ORD CLEARANCE! All on the last day!!! OK nights...
Monday, 2 November 2009
Power of the Sun
kk, the first sentence really have no link, but yeah, why burn so much coal and produce harmful gases when u can just use the sun? No space?
Friday, 30 October 2009
Military Recruitment Ad
If only, NS was this freaking cool man...Taiwan Beat Michael Bay! This ad was done this year! ( Thanks Ann Siong for pointing is out. Taiwan Follow a Calendar -11 from ours. )
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Jamey Turner - Wine Glass Music Expert
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Freedom is soon becoming a reality...
LOL. It will be my 3rd last time going back to ship. Nostalgic feelings keep overwhelming me when I enter the gates of CNB. When i first posted to RSS Panglima, and all the memroies of NDP 08, and the scamming of our pay and rank. Days at Bangladesh, Kuching and Phuket. All soon going into my internal harddisk. Fast Fast.
80% of my clearance form is completed. Left MO, Camp pass, and finally, the last station to collect my IC from, Naval Pers Hub. YATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Ok that will happen on 9th Nov.
Started my maiden car lesson. Kinda of exciting, to be seating on the driver's seat, holding the sterring wheel, the lcutch, brake accelerato. Woot! Was relating it to my colleague onboard ship, he was saying, "Yeah, starting very excited, but soon, you will find it super sian to have someone monitoring you..." Quite true eh... finding my turning sucks big time, gabra. Killed the engine like 7 or 8 times. ( is that a record? ) But the funniest thing was that I did know that I could access the toilet for free when I show the Ah neh my Pupil Driving Booklet >_< !!!
Liverpool's truimph over ManU is seriously a sweet appetiser for the week =D!
Friday, 23 October 2009
Ex Wallaby cum Ex ORD!
Sent off Wenyuan at the airport. Catch up quite abit with Jenny and Yiliang. Long time since I last saw both of them. Huge load of family members and friends sending off the guards peeps. Must jia you! Last exercise for them before he ord next february.
Of course, already on my EX ORD. It comprises of Soon to be ORD personnel planning their leave to maximise their number of days away of camps. A huge surge in numbers of servicemen who are unable to speak properly due to wisdom tooth surgery. Some9 in fact may be the only one) looks better with a swollen cheek. ( Thanks to Jenny , who compliemnted me ) Wuahah. And of cos, most important is to clear everything from camp , get the clearance form and go hunt everybody for their signatures. Not to forget, clear the credits from Emart too!
Wah biang, Liverpool VS Man U match. Power!!!!!!!!!!! You will Never Walk Alone!!!!! Wohoo!!! KK. Cant focus on typing le.
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
Sunday, 18 October 2009
Lazing the Sunday away..
Soccer aside. Religion Kept popping in my mind today. Well, it started off when 2 ladies came to my house today to like spread Christianity.
"Hi, i would like to ask yo this question. With the recent cases of more viruses and diseases, do you think that there is any chance humankind will be able to live healthily one day?"
My dad just stared at me as we were both at the door. (Later on, he told me that he thought there were from the Ministry of Health..) (I forgot to tell him also, they don't work on Sunday!)
Ok, so after being stunned for 5 secs, we gave them the answer NO. Then the ladies started to dig something out from their bag while mumbling something like "From the old text, Chapter...."
It was only then that my dad realised that they are Christians, then he told them politely that we are of 2 Religions and then the 2 ladies just left.
I was having my lunch afterwards and my dad suddenly asked me what if I have a Christian girlfriend in the future. I kept quiet. ( Cos my 2 ex-es were Christians.) Dad conitnued saying, NO, better not. So conflicting... blah blah. The I replied, "What if there are no other girls? She is the best... "
Dad said, "Better not..."
Me, "Ok lor, I go find those foreign brides.."
Dad, "HUH? you have a foregin girlfriend now??? Even worse! Can't even communicate!"
Well, relationship stuff aside, by the way, I don't have any foreign gf or what. Was thinking about religion. Yesterday, one of buddy, Melvin jio-ed me to go church.
So it suddenly hit me .Religion. I was questioning about his decision to why the sudden convert. He told me he wasn't, he is a free thinker, and he is going there to just explore. he had this cell group and new bunch of friends. Ok , I understand. He is just out of love, finding new social activities to pre occupy his heart from from pain is right. But then i ask him, why resort to going church?
"Bro, hard to explain online lah, we meet up then tell you again."
Sure, I am very willing.
Back in Secondary school days, I have this struggle with religion. People usually believe in their own religions only when something changes for the better. Say, I use to like this girl in lower sec, she told me that her family was actually Buddhists before, but a crisis hit the family, and they started to believe in Christianity. Everything went well for them after that. I was like OK.
Another one was not that clear, but I think the person belived in Buddhism and his health turned for the better.
For me, I had a dilemma in Sec Sch days. I had alot of friends who were Christians. People were also asking me to church. My Parents forbidded me. I questioned them, why can't I go, I am just expanding my horizons. Of cos, they screamed at me and said NO. Until this day, they are not giving me a direct answer, but what I feel is that they are afraid once I entered a church, I will like fall for Christianity.
I had many obstacles along my studies, and twice I thought i was going to screw up damn badly, I still passed. It is not that I turned to God, I remained with my faith Buddhism, which meant I turned to Buddha for my prayers. But, I had this thought, I could actually turn to either Buddha or God, but if I just slack around playing computer games and watching TV before my exams, what will my results be like?
Obviously, I did not do this experiment la. If not, you people will not see this long blog post being presented here. As I grew up, of course, I started to go read up on Christianity and also Buddhism. And then, I decided that I want to set my life yo the Buddhism way. I opposed quite a few Christianity views, ( no offence to my Chrisitian Friends ). I don't want to say it out explicitly, it is just that, i posed these questions to some of my friends, the answers they gave me were either vague or just not convincing enough. Most importantly, I was most afraid of getting into an argument, which almost happened in first 3 months in JC.
Yup, really had the feel to write this super long post. It has always been in my mind for so long, after what happened today and yesterday, i decided to just type this out. Religions is about freedom, it is not imposing your ideas on others. It is about sharing your ideas, accepting others. Not declaring that yours is the sole, but embrace others. Hmm, if only everyone , every human being can really let go, give and take, tolerate, even how much diseases , how much crazy viruses that are mutating out there, we can still face it as One Human Race!
Explosions? Nah, I am cool. Just walk off...
Saturday, 17 October 2009
Vs Spirit Rocks On!
Anyway, went for my second wisdom tooth surgery. Quite horrible I must say. This time round, I am taking out my lower and upper right wisdom teeth. The top one, I will just need an extraction. But for my lower one, I need an incision. Lower one was crazy, I could felt that my whole head was about to detach from my spine. It was extremely difficult this time round, as my part of my wisdom tooth was embedded under the front tooth. Phew.
Coincidentally, I met Kenneth . He was there to extract his wisdom teeth too. Hahas, first thing when we saw each other was to smile. Wuahah. MCs were both in our minds.
The sian part for him is that he has to go back to his camp once after his surgery to go endorse his MC. -_-" That is the weird thing about the organisation. Yo make your man go all the way back with a bleeding wound and a gauze in the mouth, to endorse an MC. By the way, my wound bled from the surgery, which was 10am in the morning , until at night 7 pm. Hardcore eh. The previous surgery was even better, I had it at 4pm, and i could not slept with the gauze in my mouth. It was deemed dangerous. But when I woke up the next morning, my pilllow had my saliva with a bit of blood -_-"
Due to some bad timing and the crappy timetable I have for sailings, I could not meet up with Yung and gang. Oh well, second time flew kite. Previous was the clubbing one due to activation -_-" What an eventful NS life eh. Activations and last minute. But oh well, I have lived through it for 1 year 10 months. Now , just looking forward for a smooth retirement. LOL.
CHELSEA LOST!!! WOHOO!
Friday, 16 October 2009
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
Monday, 12 October 2009
Mega Tsunami...
Yeah, went to watch the show with Wy. Quite a touching one. And once again, as like in all disasters movie, they highlight the point where stubborn people forsake the slightest hint of impending danger. Totally reflecting the current world. With so many natural disasters happening in the space of the past 30 days, or should I say the past few years, world leaders are still pondering over the new environmental treaty. Haiz...sad sad..
The show was of comedy , drama and romance. All rolled into one. Sometimes, I really wonder why are human kind so stubborn. Why? And only up to the last minute, then they start to change their behaviour, just to make sure the situation fits them. Sad Sad..
We had a good swim in the morning too =D long long time since I really got down to exercise.
President Star Charity was quite a mess this year. But I loved Gurmit's performance for the night. It was really nicer, especially the Jackson one. lol.
Alright, last sailing tomorrow..Hope it will be a good one when I am not that to prepare it.. lol. *cross fingers...*
History of Pop Music
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Power to Create!
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Sunday, 4 October 2009
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Sitting duck
Friday, 2 October 2009
Careful Ronaldo...
Be careful!
Thursday, 1 October 2009
End of MC
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Monday, 28 September 2009
No Monday Blues!
F1 is only exciting with all the crashes. I mean those minor accidents, like how stupid can Adrian Stutil be?? Accelerate without looking to his left for the oncoming Nick Heidfield. Roman Grosjean became the joke of the weekend when he practicaly fell out every single day. On the first practice, he crashed out. Second practice , I think he retired. With less than 4 laps into the race, he retired.. -_-"
EPL was a blast. Fernando Torres!!! Total terror. Gerrard was cheeky. Babel was plain lucky la. But still it was a 6! But no clean sheet =( Chelsea lost... Muahah!
Getting my license will be my priority, thought of giving tuition. But kind of find it useless, cos around that time, end of year exams will be over for most students , and the major exams like the O's and A's will be ongoing. Quit vague about what i can do when I am taking driving lessons.
Hmm, Busy clearing my whole room now. 2 years worth of rubbish to clear. Quite a funny sight to see my helmet and greenies. Won't be using them for quite a long long time. Ok anyway, blog soon. Clear my stuff! Tonight , if have time, blog entry on my wisdom tooth =D
Sunday, 27 September 2009
Saturday, 26 September 2009
I huff an puff and I will blow your house down!
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
Monday, 21 September 2009
Wilberg 21st!
Alright, steam is let off already. But it was one hard last duty to have. Did so much more hours, but ok la, get to see the families of the Endeavour crew and midshipmen. Stood in the rain to recieve them. And when the gangway was let down, the rain stopped. HOLY!!!
Went to the wrong Bayshore. Entered Bayshore Park instead of the Bayshore -_-"
OOPs. When we reached THE BAYSHORE, quite alot of peeps were there already. Met up and chat with some of old pals. Freaking funny, did not imagine that my signing on with the navy had travelled to Jun Yu. And they are still in the midst of discussing about it. LOL. So I Just played along lor. Wilberg was in his pink and pink tie. Looks cute with the crown on his head. LOL. The function room does look grand-eur...
Yummy makan after a long walk to THE BAYSHORE, except for the ecclair, which is like super duper hard. Cake was yummy too. This is the 3rd birthday party I have attended so far, the 2nd one which I came as the minority. LOL. But it was fun to see the different groups sporadically spreaded around the room. Some of them took some time to be able to be recognised. LOL.
Photos!
In the water!!! Presents Galore!
Hmm, preparation for sailing tmr. Sian diao, but it will be my last! So cool for this upcoming weekend, I hope that my gum will reover soon after the surgery. Shawn's birthday and The Prata brakfast with the VS guys. Lets hope. Not to forget F1 Singapore Grand Prix!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, 20 September 2009
Friday, 18 September 2009
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Monday, 14 September 2009
Facebook is down and so am I
Total pissed of today. That explains why SAF is not something for me. Today's troubles are the usual politics stuff that will be going on on the outside world, but it is something that I can't stand for. Obviously, you played it in a stupid manner, but good thing for me. Screwed yourself and I am going to FO soon.
Oh well, just hope that this will be a super quiet sailing for me. Though it seems like it won't be. Pray that I will be out of the radar man. *cross fingers*
Last week have been pretty much the same as the previous week, I think the entire weekends for the month of September, I will be just doing duties and celebrating friends' brithdays =) For the record, 1st week was jenny, 2nd week was Teck Chuan, 3rd week is Wilberg! The last week still not filled up yet. LOL.
Teck Chuan was kinda of a gathering to me. Which is something I think I have my next year bdae. I was talking to Xiang Le, Ann Siong and this other vjco guy of the name Bryan. The whole topic revolved around NS and Uni. Not to forget, I came with Yung and Wei De. And very much thank you to Ann Siong for his tompang! Nice driving man! Power la you! TC was dunked into the south china sea yeah, and he displayed strong arm power man, NS trained himi real well =D Didnt really got the chance to catch up with him, maybe more when I get to NUS next year..
Duty was fine, less the prep work for sailing. So many things not done. And the just throw the whole chunk at me. It is so convenient.
"Eh you sunday duty right? Go do the powerpoint slides. Then, complete the corrections and plot the tracks too."
_T_
Regulars. What else can I descrie about them. It is kinda of sad to see that 2 out of say 15 junior regulars have the mould to become staff sergeant. And please, I cannot find a single one that have what it takes to become a warrant officer some day. Less, some specialised officer with the new MDES scheme coming up. Horrible, that is all I can say. Yeah, Singaporeans feel safe when they go for those Army Open House. Say until, they thanking us like we some warriors like that. I think they should go home nd just thank their male freinds, boyfriends, husbands and sons who are NSFs, since we formed the bulk, do the sk, forming the SKP. If there is this Sai kang Olympics, jsut send one freaking NSF contigent, I can tell you, we really going to fly the Singapore Flag Damn freaking high man.
Ok enough of complaining, lest later you all don't see me blogging anymore. LOL. Realise that I have only a few loyal readers left. Hahas, usually from the same usual links. Thank you peeps. I know I am this asshole crapper who keeps promising to blog this and that but in the end no end product. Pardon the NSFs!
Saturday, 12 September 2009
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Double Front flip on a BMX!
Sixty Symbols
http://www.sixtysymbols.com/
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
What a Weekend!
Then, we started our drinking session! Can see the different sides of people. There is one that wants to gamble this and that, but cant take up the bet. Some who are hardcore gamblers canr eally memorise the cards well, and not lose at all, even as it is a friendly game some who laugh at other people who laughed at him, but in the end he himself gets laughed at ( but we kept it hush hush ), some who does not drink at the beginning, but only wait till the later part of the night , then start to join in the fun, when the rest of the people were like half sober , half drunkard state.
It was a night of Absolut Vodka Blackcurrant and Jack Daniel. It was nice man. Mixing it with Pepsi , and for the consideration of Xin Hao, we had cranberyy , apple and orange juice. LOl. Played until 3 plus when all of us start to feel that wwe are floating to the sky.
I stood as the last man, and went around to Ji Siao people taking pics. LOL. Waiting for CFCS to upload them! Slept for like only 4 hours, woke up at 8am. Kinda of mad right, totally felt like I was in sea state 7 the night before. But oh well, Woke up and went to watch Cable TV. Yeah can u believe it, the chalet has SCV Cable TV! And the aircon looks super duper cool. LG. Not forgetting the HD TV. think 42 inch?
Went to makaned brunch at Changi Village Hawker Centre. Tried the famous Chicken Cutlet hor Fun. Yum yum. And after that headed home. and 2 hours later I left my house.
Saturday came, and it was celebration for Jenny birthday. Hmm, tried ice skating for the first time. Quite an experience to finsih like one round around the rink. Can say that ice skating is a sport that I am just going to admire and not do often. LOL. Skates didnt fit me well, and i had skin abrasion. But it was quite fun! Quite surprise to see many parents bringing their children to do this sport. Quite an expensive sport leh deh.
Went to arcade for some games and met up with Jian Yao. So coincidental. Chat u with him, seems like he is planning for overseas studies. Same camp with felix somemore. LOl. Basketball points was miserable. Amos lets go shoot some hoops =D
Went for susi teh at raffles city. Super good ambience. Bad thing was the service i guess. YL's order was like some how forgotten to put into the system or something I guess. Didn't stayed out late as WY has to rush back to camp. Externalities of NS. Oh well. But super nice weekend. Cos it concluded with me going back camp the next day, rushing on a cab with a fare of 8 bucks.( Same price as the trip from my house to Kallang Leisure Park). And getting only a half day off this thursday!
Accidental Discoveries of the World
1. Viagra
Men being treated for erectile dysfunction should salute the working stiffs of Merthyr Tydfil, the Welsh hamlet where, in 1992 trials, the gravity-defying side effects of a new angina drug first popped up. Previously, the blue-collar town was known for producing a different kind of iron.
2. LSD
Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann took the world's first acid hit in 1943, when he touched a smidge of lysergic acid diethylamide, a chemical he had researched for inducing childbirth. He later tried a bigger dose and made another discovery: the bad trip.
3. X-rays
Several 19th-century scientists toyed with the penetrating rays emitted when electrons strike a metal target. But the x-ray wasn't discovered until 1895, when German egghead Wilhelm Röntgen tried sticking various objects in front of the radiation - and saw the bones of his hand projected on a wall.
4. Penicillin
Scottish scientist Alexander Fleming was researching the flu in 1928 when he noticed that a blue-green mold had infected one of his petri dishes - and killed the staphylococcus bacteria growing in it. All hail sloppy lab work!
5. Artificial sweeteners
Speaking of botched lab jobs, three leading pseudo-sugars reached human lips only because scientists forgot to wash their hands. Cyclamate (1937) and aspartame (1965) are byproducts of medical research, and saccharin (1879) appeared during a project on coal tar derivatives. Yummy.
6. Microwave ovens
Microwave emitters (or magnetrons) powered Allied radar in WWII. The leap from detecting Nazis to nuking nachos came in 1946, after a magnetron melted a candy bar in Raytheon engineer Percy Spencer's pocket.
7. Brandy
Medieval wine merchants used to boil the H20 out of wine so their delicate cargo would keep better and take up less space at sea. Before long, some intrepid soul - our money's on a sailor - decided to bypass the reconstitution stage, and brandy was born. Pass the Courvoisier!
8. Vulcanized rubber
Rubber rots badly and smells worse, unless it's vulcanized. Ancient Mesoamericans had their own version of the process, but Charles Goodyear rediscovered it in 1839 when he unintentionally (well, at least according to most accounts) dropped a rubber-sulfur compound onto a hot stove.
9. Silly Putty
In the early 1940s, General Electric scientist James Wright was working on artificial rubber for the war effort when he mixed boric acid and silicon oil. V-J Day didn't come any sooner, but comic strip image-stretching practically became a national pastime.
10. Potato chips
Chef George Crum concocted the perfect sandwich complement in 1853 when - to spite a customer who complained that his fries were cut too thick - he sliced a potato paper-thin and fried it to a crisp. Needless to say, the diner couldn't eat just one.
Sunday, 6 September 2009
NDP Parody
Ha...Ha...ha...
Friday, 4 September 2009
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Singapore Complaint Choir
We get fined for almost everything
Drivers won’t ‘give chance’ when you want to ‘change lane’
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you
When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I’m stuck with my parents till I’m 35
Cause I can’t apply for HDB
We don’t recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee
*chorus:
What’s wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you’re not the best
Then you’re just one of the rest
My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What’s not expressly permitted
is prohibited
“Ooh”
When I’m hungry at the food court, I see
People ‘chope’ seats with their tissue paper
To the aunty staying upstairs:
Your laundry’s dripping on my bed sheets
Please don’t squat on the toilet seats
And don’t clip your nails on MRT
Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect my CPF?
*chorus
Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared o die)
Singaporeans too kiabor!(scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)
“Ooh”
Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train
Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc; en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me
*chorus
“Ooh”
There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bad?
*At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?
People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches to keep you off balance
*chorus
Sunday, 30 August 2009
EPL 09/10 Week 4
OOh, Arsenal Failed. Played well and failed. Own goal. Diaby and Lucas Leiva buddies?? Hmm..
Chelsea is solid, all due to their manager efforts. Really good buy for Chelsea, Ancelotti. LOL.
Tottenham is still there.
Haiz, really feel sad for Liverpool. Totally, there is no Plan B now. Babel cannot make it, David Ngog like some on-jo-trainee , Nabil-El-Zhar???? 3 seasons back, can still remember what Benitez said about them, full of promises, going to be exciting..blah blah.. but like 2 to 3 years already, look at them. Haiz... Sad Sad..
Oh well, it is still raining out there. Swimming plans gone poof. Sis wants to watch Proposal. But timing not right. Idling in front of the computer for quite some time.
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Passed ATT but morale super low.
Was damn happy, cos I am like off to go book my practical test already.
1) The results for the advanced test not sent to another system.
2) I did not book enough lessons.
For 2) , I was pllanning my lessons for the first 2 weeks of November, so when the test date for now is 16 Nov, everything will be swee swee. But the sad thing is that they do not allow that. They only allow people who havee booked a total of 25 lessons, then can book for pratical tes date.
I try to "psycho" them into saying I have already made plans to book 19 lessons in 10 days . They were like, eh ok. No problem, go take your advance theory lesson print out.
I went up, looked around, there were no people there to help me, cos the session just ended and I think that they went for their dinner break or maybe just change shift. Hmm, walked to the office, there a malay woman, a worker there la, explain that the system should be quite fast, the results will be transferred to the system once the test is over.
I told that to the girl who should be processing my test date. Guess what is her reply, "OK lor, you take my whole computer up to her lah, then show her whether the results in anot..."
WTF, I replied her with this DL reply, "Sure , you try taking out your computer if you don't mind, I can bring it up for verification." Piece of GT... Grr.
She tio-ed stunned, "Eh , just wait for awhile more, say 10 to 15 mins..."
So i waited...from like 520 until 6pm. "oh er, the results is still not in, sometimes the results take around 1 hour or 1.5 hour..."
I just turned around and left. Totally. Poof, my perfect plan for my license just poofed man. Now it seems like I will spend my November just lumbering around and just learn driving. What a waste of time!Pissed off!
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Alright...M back.
Oh well. Liverpool is getting suckier. I don;t think they fancy any chance of winning the title this year. Kinda of sad huh... words from a die hard Liverpool fan. Arsenal and Tottenham looks good. I will still never root for Man U and Chelsea. Man U don't seem to be able to win it, their team is still not showing they can gel. Chelsea... they are good due to Carlo Ancelotti. Their team ... I still don't like them. Boo. Go tottenham =)
Lucas Leiva, maybe consider playing for the Lions?? =D.. Jus joking... be back soon. Alright, 2 more months, come one earth! Spin faster!
She is the main reason why I am not blogging! Woot!
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Finally!
All thanks to this guy. http://sporecowboy.blogspot.com/2007/05/solution-for-singnet-problem-on.html
Anybody who have any problem on your blogger can go refer to that guys post. It worked well. It seems that the problem only happen with singnet users. Crap. And I read a thread on google, when people called to them, their service sucked big time. Phuei!
Legs still aching. Argh. But moving on well. Alright left 80 days!
Saturday, 15 August 2009
EPL is here!
Hmm, a very fast week, back to doing duty again. Quite a weird feeling while doing duty. Time flies, 4 or 5 more duties and I will be out of the ship soon. Mixed feelings actually.
Modd has been up recently =) Nope not about knowing about anybody or what. If everything goes smoothly, I think I will get something after my test in november =D Really hopes my intricate planing will not go to waste at the end of the year.
Long time since I last saw anybody. Or should I say went out with friends. Lala, planning of it should begin soon.Hmm, then there is this VS and VJC saga. Going to post some long stuff about it up soon.
Blogger is pissing me off. One week already, the template is still not done up properly. Crap.
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
Life is crawling...
Kinda of feeling low these few days. Signs of depression.
Dad is kind of ussing harsh words , and i am really feeliing kinda of f-ed up over it. Totally no mood to speak to him. A feeling that I don't want it coming. F-ed.
F-ed up over ship issues. Why is an off so difficult to get? I get 7 days MC, so? Did I want it? No. So darn unfair to say that I didn't helped out the ast few days, then deny me to claim my public holiday off. It is in the directive man. Crap.
Really wish the day come fast man.
Alright. Kinda of pissed off and feeling moody man. Grr. Even my computer is pissing me off. Facebook has this crazy layout every single day I come online. The stupid blogger also. Not rectified for like since last week. Heck, maybe my computer is dying man. Shit.
Sunday, 9 August 2009
Want to blog but blogger don't let me =(
First thing back to ship. Duty. What a great return.
Happy Birthday Singapore . I will sing the anthem and say the pledge out loud =D Even though I sang my hearts out for Liverpool . lol.
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Sick and Feeling crappy.
Hate this feeling man. Had an enjoyable time the week before, but now suffering with fever and a crzy cough that is making my throat hurts whenever I swallow my saliva.
Spent my past 2 days watching The Unbeatables 1 on Mio TV. Not bad, at least got to know the history of Luo Qi Fang and Yan Fei. Old school sia.
One more happy thing is that looking at my countdown timer. it ahs broken the 100 days mark. 99 more days. Time flies.
I have to go sleep already. Let me get well soon and I will post the whole pics of the liverpool match up here.
Thursday, 23 July 2009
Poof
Busy week. Ok, guess the whole Singapore should have heard about the news about RSS Independence. My Harry Potter Movie almost got disrupted by it.
Won't divulge anything, but it reminded me again that, nothing can be taken for granted, accidents will occur at the unexpected timing.
Dangerous we live in. Anyway, back to Harry Potter. All thanks to Amos, I managed to use my Singtel Birthday treat. Had some discount at Shaw Century. Oh well, I still cannot understand why is the sixth film the most expensive of all time. Not much fighting scenes. 2 Major ones. First the part where Ron's house was set fire, and you see Ginny in her pyjamas running after Harry. HUH??? And then the last part with Dumbledore conjuring some fireball stuff that seems to burn up the entire screen.
Fuel Price must be sky high la, that why so ex. The scenes were so briefly brought across. Too many Love scenes, kinda of like not another teen movie again. Then plus horror elements. Plus alot of things just doesn't link. It is like, "It is there because it have to be there..."
Very dissapointed. Even more disappointed when I have to rush back. LOL.
BUt anyway, yup yup. Week of Disappoinment. Gerrard is not coming, The first XI is not going to play for the majority of the match, and I am wondering what the heck am I paying 88 bucks for when some Company with such a nice feng-shuied name of "Profitable Group". Should be called the "Scam Syndicate" instead...
I am off. Hope it will be ashort day tomorrow!
Sunday, 12 July 2009
Belated Birthday Celebration
After that went to makan dinner at Thai Express. Yummy food they serve, but kinda of find that the amount of serving they give was quite little. We saw Alyssa when we were entering the restaurant. We remebered she was from MJ, but just couldnt think of the name until afterwards.
Walked over to Alps Cafe where we saw Felix and his friends. All of them were like staring at us through the window, and we were staring back at them. Hahas, quite comical when Felix asked me how long more I left to serve this wonderful nation. I replied happily 4 months. He replied me sadly with a 1 year 4 months. LOL.
I had flaming lamborghini. The one where it is burning on top. I made a mistake to swallow the sip, instantly heated my whole oesophagus up to my nostrils >_<. According to them, u must like gulp in down in one whole shot . Managed to only drink half before my tears started to come out. Haha, Jenny power la, gulped down the whole drink chop chop. But here face instantly became a tomato. Wuahah. Luckily, we reached the cafe before it started to rain, heavy downpour.
Yiliang ecae the unglam star of the day due to many unintended pics taken by Berg. hahas. Fun day out. At least gave me the drive for my upcoming 6 days stay at South China Sea. Argh! KK, I am off, looking forward to Hill climbing next week =D
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Friday, 10 July 2009
Matrix, Bollywood Style
Passed!
Left ship abit early on wednesday. Rushing through the books all the way. Oh yeah, met Nicholas Chan On the bus home. Chatted abit with him. Frisbee enthusiaast. Anyway, we came to the topic on Shao Ming. He is at CNB , working as a clerk. Some long lost Victorian seh.
Went home, had my dinner, and chiong my book. Reached CDC, I didnt know where to go at first. So i went into the admin to read my book. Look so weird, Like one boy sitting at the corner reading his stuff. I went to toilet soon after and met Guo Guang in there. He was peeing, so I didnt say HI. Kinda of awkward If i did, people peeing then still say hi....
Reached the second floor, and saw this whole group of people sitting down and taking out their books mugging intensively. Hmm, like some typical Singaporean, I went to take a seat to join them. Whipped out my book, I continued to mug the same few pages, but got bored soon after.
"People taking Basic Theory Test. Please queue up one line here!"
Everyboyd practically sprang up from their seats. I kept my book slowly nd joined the back of the queue. Hmm, quite orderly. Took number 14. almost fel asleep with the instructions. Noticed that the computers surrunding me were taken by bangla workers. There was this girl who completed the test in like 5mins. She just stood up and left the test room. 0.o
Forced my sis to buy durians since I passed the test. She was betting me to not pass as she sees that I did not go for those free trials . >_<. Durians are so yummy!
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Indian Midget Dancing
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
Back To School
Monday, 6 July 2009
NDP Song 2009 - What Do You See (English Version)
Theres a jewel on the ocean
a gem upon the sea
Where the future is an open book
A land of destiny
We could set our sights into the wind and sail the seven seas
or climb the highest mountain top as long as we believe
What do you see?
What do you see?
See the moon and the stars
look how far we have come
Look around at our faces, they shine brightly in the sun
With our hopes and dreams
imagine what tomorrow it may bring
What do you see?
What do you see?
Now the time has come to reach out
To open up to see
That we stand together in this land
Cos we are family
As thoughts of reaching to the sky are carried on a dream
With hearts and minds united
our dreams we will achieve
What do you see?
What do you see?
See the moon and the stars
look how far we have come
Look around at our faces, they shine brightly in the sun
With our hopes and dreams
imagine what tomorrow it may bring
What do you see...
What life makes you take on a mountain
Youll see that nothings gonna stand in your way
Together we can share
The strength of a million
and the courage of a million more
You see the moon and the stars
look how far we have come
Look around at our faces, they shine brightly in the sun
With our hopes and dreams
imagine what tomorrow it may bring
Cos the skys the only limit when youre not afraid to dream
What do you see?
What do you see...
I SEE MY PINK IC!!!!! in 4 months time...=D
You guys should go watch mrbrown.com for his latest update at the NDP rehearsals. hahas, funny tiffs between the divers and commandos. lol.
Sunday, 5 July 2009
Late night sleeping!
had a ok meet up with lynn and wei de at simpang i will say. Basically, i was totally knocked out by 1 in 2 duties. On a sidenote, duty system back on my ship looks kinda of fucked up but a few people making use of the loopoles in the system. Hmm. Better stll, someone begged me to do saturday duty. Can die know. I will be doing like 3 duties in 6 days. Not even in endurance was it that xiong. Of cos, flatly pushed it away. Oh yeah, simang not becoming some Newton Hawker Centre isit? All the touting, we were like shoved to a table -_-" Not that we complained or what, but just kind of irritated by those peeps behaviour. Roti John i had was ok la, nothing fantastic. Iced Milo was kinda of like diabetes ice Milo.
Satueday woke up at 3plus. Totally stunned when I woke up. My whole body was perspiring, and I didnt realise until I woke up. The sun was like shining at me for at least the past 3 hours.... Planned a whole day outing , btu shawn could not make it, so we decieded to meet out at night. Had some route march with the usual ones, Shawn, melvin and wesley. From Clarke Quay walked to Boat quay and then back to Clarke Quay. LOl. Ended up at Brewerkz. Kinda of like the beer that, real smooth. Totally different from the canned beer. We met Calvin Eu on the way and saw his SAJC gf. They were all rready for clubbing at the Arena and Rebel. Party go-ers. Stayed until around 1 plus and then we went to take the Night Rider home. Woot, So lucky, I didn't know outside SAC bustop have night rider stop. Woot. slept throughout the journey. Luckily I remembered to wake up. Lol. Super duper long ride. 1.5 hours i think. Bathed and off to bed.
Guess making the Headlines this week is the death of this 2LT officer. I wonder if he is a NSF officer or sign on regular. If it is a NSF, there will be a bigger hoo-ha, but it seems it isn't so. SO....
Hmm, going to change my blogskin, but have a headache of finding those simplified , yet looks techy and neat kind. Any body have recommendations? Oh yeah, all thanks to my sis, we are now able to download those free nokia themes skin. Kinda of easy actually. Have to go to application settings, and change one to NO. Or something like that. Cool, everyday now fiddling with new themes. LOl.
I am off, duty for endeavour, hope it will be a relax one. Come on, can the earth spin faster please! 4 more months left! or should i say, 3.5 months? =D
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Friday, 3 July 2009
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Power deh!
Shocking!
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Cello Challenge
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Monday, 29 June 2009
Sunday, 28 June 2009
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Piano Madness
Friday, 26 June 2009
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Nick Vujicic
Video says it all. All respect for this guy. Not like those craps hiding under the government wing and making us do SK.
Sunday Routine!
Something pissed me off in the mornng. Now I understand how teachers feel when their students just so tulan-ed you. Out of concern, msged the OJT to ask him where is he. He told me no need to come cos OPS O said SR. I totally stunned when I saw the message. OJTs just 3 batches younger than me, have such stunt. All the OJTs were on baord except him.
Military is a funny place. Some of the lao jiaos still want to use the super strict regimental way of controlling and teaching the young ones. Then the middle generation do not quite believe in that , due to the many diaogues and safety issues that were raised up over the years, but somehow or rather, some of the harsh methods are still used. Come to the younger generation, those who signed ons. They totally dun have the harsh heart. What they ahve are only money making decisions and pushing of work around, feeling that the entire nation owes them a living. Some love to bully the NSFs, cos they have the cheek to say that they are poor then they sign on, and we as NSFs, are so called well off sign on. It is kinda of the worst ever excuse I ever heard from a grown up ( Maybe, they should be called overaged kids). 10th of the month , all of us get the pay. NExt thing you know, they will jio us to those Lup Sup places, go drinking, or go buy like 10 packs of cigarettes, go chiong at Zouk or whatever club. By the second week, many of them will be going around borrowing cash or like request for help in duty wise. Or some even have the cheek to ask u to "help" in duty, but can delay the p*****t for like so damn long. Keep asking them , they will just push it away and like act friendly. Bunch of losers.
Of course, there are also a few whereby, they spend alot , but they never seems to run out of cash, I have nothing to say, instead I respect, cos they have their own means to finance themselves.
This is the kinda of stuff we face in Units that are mixed with Regulars and NSfs. The vicious cycles goes one. They make use of the NSFs, they slack, they get away with it. But as they progress up, they escape cos the organisation ahve no way to filter these people out as they are bonded by a contract. Of course, these regulars then exploit the system as they know that SAF lacks of manpower, sacking is never the issue for them. So as new NSFs comes in and the old one goes off, the whole cycle comes again. Standard has been falling quite dramatically and I dun really think justifies the pay they are getting. Yes many of them complain they have alot of work to do. Ask the NSfs what is the ratio of work done.
Oh well, jsut kinda of pissed with stuffs going on the past few weeks. July have more sailing. Oh well, lets see how everything goes. For now, just gimme a break!
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
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Monday, 22 June 2009
What 's up?
Oh well, started to teach. Hahas. Ms Chow. Looks like both the tutee and tutor have to put in alot of effort. Hmm, I use to have this concept in my mind. If I am going to be a teacher, I will want to teach the wrong concepts i use to have as astudent before to my students. Or my own perspective when I was student. I realise it is quite hard now as every student sees things in different way. You hope to put it in the technical terms, cos it will makes your explanation looks solid. But then again, they may not understand and if you say it in the layman terms, you will be afraid that are they really getting what you mean?
Alright, reports have been saying some North Korean Ship is heading past Singapore. Really hope don't get activated to go search through that damn ship. Imagine those psychos just want to blow their ship up, I think the bottom half coastline of singapore will be totally swept away by the mini tsunami. Ok thinking too much...
My OJT said that I LOOKED like a JC student, but DON't SOUND like a JC student.... SOunds like someone is getting too vulgar...OOPS.
Hmm, not sure if you guys have heard about this yishun exorcism case. The following Video is not really for the Faint Hearter and those who do not believe in it. Quite traumatising to watch.
Must be careful. The following video acts as a warning to all hardcore gamers out there. Addictive gaming may lead to behaviour worse than exorcism...
Sunday, 21 June 2009
Econmic Crisis Savers Blog
has a very corny title too=D
Saturday, 20 June 2009
Innovative Stick Ons
He sticks them all around Singapore and take photos of it. Anonymous fellow, but i guess he is someone living in the east as he has quite alot of them near the East Coast park and the parkway area. LOL. Here the link!
Some of his stick ons.
Friday, 19 June 2009
For Guys Only!
Apply some powder to prevent the itch!
Thursday, 18 June 2009
UFO Believers vs Religion Believers
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
REMI GAILLARD and his dead ball skills...
Tuesday, 16 June 2009
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
The well-guarded( Not so) storyline of ROTF has been revealed!
The Allspark is firing up the brains of Transformers fans with forbidden knowledge of the storyline to Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, in theaters next month. Are you ready for ultimate transforming robot spoilers?
So a fan got hold of a couple of the different novelizations of the movie, T:ROTF for short, and posted an incredibly detailed synopsis. (And bear in mind, this person could be lying, of course.) And the writers weren't kidding when they said this second installment focuses more on the mythology of the Transformers universe. Whew.
So. In the beginning, the Allspark created the Primes, the first 13 Transformers, and they created a device to extract energy from suns, which was powered by the Matrix of Leadership. They searched for suns to harvest, vowing not to destroy suns that provided life to any orbiting worlds.
So when the Primes found ancient Earth, they chose to leave it untouched - except for the Fallen, who rebelled because he wanted the Matrix for himself. The other twelve Primes hid themselves and the Matrix in a tomb, and the Fallen searched for it. Only the last Prime, Optimus, could stop him.
So when the film picks up, a new secret organization called NEST (Nonbiological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty), consisting of humans and Autobots, tracks down Demolisher in Shanghai. Just as they close in on him, he transforms. Optimus and Ironhide take him down, but then Sideswipe takes out Sidways. As Demolisher dies, he says something about the Fallen.
Meanwhile, Sam's at home, watching Congressional hearings about the robot incidents - they blame a robotics company, as a cover story. Mikaela calls to process with Sam about having a long-distance relationship, now that Sam is headed to college. Sam has a "long-distance relationship kit," including his shirt from the first movie. But a shard of Allspark falls out of it, and animates a bunch of kitchen appliances, so a microwave fights a cell phone. Hilarity, as they say, ensues. The microwave defeats the cell phone by nuking it. Bumblebee destroys the rogue appliances, along with part of the house. Then Sam tells Bumblebee he's going to college without him.
Sam gives Mikaela the shard to keep safe, and she puts it in a safe in her dad's motorcycle shop, but Wheelie plans to steal it.
Meanwhile, at NEST HQ, the Autobots don't know who the Fallen is, because the Allspark contained their history. At a NEST debriefing, NSA advisor Galloway doesn't trust the Autobots and says the Decepticons are only on Earth because of them. He asks if the Autobots are willing to leave Earth if the president requests it. Soundwave listens in on the meeting and learns Megatron's location, so he sends Ravage and the Doctor to break in and steal the Allspark shard.
At college, Sam meets his wacky roommate Leo, who has a conspiracy website, but he's always being scooped by someone named Robo Warrior. Leo has hacked the database so all the sexy girls live on their floor - including Alice, the Desexycon. When Sam and Leo go to a party, Sam starts seeing weird symbols and sketching them on the cupcakes. Alice tries to dance with Sam, then he hears Bumblebee's alarm. Sam and Alice leave in Bumblebee, who keeps stepping on the brakes, dousing Alice with antifreeze and generally trying to sabotage their "date." Then Bumblebee takes Sam, on his own, to a graveyard where Optimus tells him the Allspark shard was stolen, and Optimus asks Sam to speak for the Autobots. Sam says he just wants to live a normal life, but Optimus says there's no other choice.
Ravage and the Doctor go to the ocean floor and insert the shard into Megatron, and he reboots.
At Sam's college, he goes to a physics lecture (taught by Rainn Wilson) and then Sam starts speed-reading the physics book, and talking about how Einstein was wrong. Sam wigs out and talks about galactic convergences. He gets kicked out of class, ends up in the library, and sees a book on his grandfather.
Meanwhile, Megatron leaves Earth in "Cybertronian jetform" and meets up with the Nemesis and Starscream. Megatron goes and meets with the Fallen, who claims the ship. The Fallen says there's another way to create an Allspark. Megatron points out the Allspark was destroyed, and the Fallen says "So were you." Then the Fallen sends them to find Sam, who knows the "location." In return, the Fallen promises Megatron the power of the Primes. Megatron, Starscream and 15 other Decepticons leave for Earth.
Meanwhile, Mikaela finds Wheelie sneaking around her dad's motorcycle shop, and he gets smitten with her and calls her a warrior goddess. He confesses he's been sent to get the knowledge that was hidden in the shard.
And then Alice, the Desexycon, puts her moves on Sam, while Mikaela is on her way to him. Leo sees an Alice in Wonderland theme-park robot that looks just like her on television, and somehow realizes this means she's a robot too. So he rushes to warn Sam. They get there just as a five-foot tentacle comes out of Alice's skull and starts strangling Sam. She sheds her skin, revealing the robot beneath. Leo, Sam and Mikaela flee in a car, and Alice crashes on the hood.
Leo wonders if Sam and Mikaela are from the future and they're here to warn him about killer robots. (Like in the Terminator, in other words.) They run over Alice, but then they get kidnapped by a "helicopter" Decepticon. Soon the Decepticons are torturing Sam for his information, threatening to saw his head open to get the information he has. Optimus and Bumblebee rush into rescue the kids, but Megatron spears Optimus from behind and takes him out. As Optimus dies (noooo!) he tells Sam to get out of there. Ironhide, Ratchet and the Twins arrive and blast Megatron, who flees.
So Megatron is frustrated, because the Autobots have hidden Sam. Soundwave broadcasts a message to everyone in the world, saying they have one "solar cycle" to deliver Sam, or they'll destroy one city after another. Sam's parents, vacationing in Paris, see this and freak.
The NSA guy disbands NEST, and Sam feels bad that he didn't listen to Prime. He's still drawing those freaky symbols, which are the language of the Primes. Turns out Leo has seen them on Robo Guy's website. And Robo Guy turns out to be Simmons (John Turturro) who's working in his mom's deli. Simmons says the Transformers have been here a long time.
Sam realizes Megatron is after another energy source, somewhere on Earth, that even the Autobots don't know about. They interrogate their captive Decepticon, Wheelie, and he mentions some old Transformers, known as Seekers. There are ten of these on Earth, the closest in Washington, DC. This turns out to be Jetfire, who's in the Smithsonian. Jetfire is sad to hear the war is still going on, and it's why he defected to the Autobots. Wheelie is excited to hear it's possible to defect.
Sam's symbols turn out to be directions. Jetfire opens a black hole portal thingy, and says later models of Transformers don't have this capacity because of fear of catastrophic failure. He teleports everyone to Egypt, and explains the backstory of the Fallen and the sun harvester thingy. He says only a Prime can defeat the Fallen - and maybe the Matrix can heal Optimus. Sam tells Lennox to bring Optimus, but he makes the mistake of going past a security camera... so now Soundwave knows where he is.
Lennox summons a fleet to provide naval support. Meanwhile, Sam and Mikaela process, and then Sam realizes where the Matrix is hidden. They go into a tomb... but there's nothing there. Either Sam and Leo or the Twins (depending on which novel you read) have a scuffle, throwing a rock which makes a hole in the wall... revealing Cyberglyphs. The Matrix is there! Behind the wall! OMG! But once the Matrix touches the air, it turns into dust - so Sam puts it in a sock. A sock!
So then the Naval ships and Decepticons arrive at the same time, but Soundwave shuts down communications and gives the naval commander a false signal, so he's waiting for attack instructions that never come. Sam and Mikaela, toting their sock full of star power, run to Optimus' body, as Starscream attacks them.
Then the Fallen appears on top of a pyramid, and the Constructicons join together to form Devastator. Megatron tells the Fallen he's found the device, but the Fallen asks where the Matrix, the necessary power source, is. Then Devastator climbs the pyramid and smashes it to reveal the lost device - and he sucks all the debris into his construction thingy.
Simmons recognizes the device, and somehow figures out the communications jamming signal is over. He uses his cellphone to contact the naval ship and tells them he'll give them target coordinates for their Mach 7 rail gun. The Admiral finally realizes they've been tricked and mobilizes all his forces.
Sam nearly gets to Optimus, but then he's caught in an explosion and knocked unconscious. When he wakes up, he meets the Primes, who praise his courage and tell him they're giving him the Matrix as a reward, the sock full of stuff reforms into a dagger-shaped thingy. Mikaela thinks he's dead and tells Sam she loves him. Sam says he loves her too, then rushes over to Optimus plunges the Matrix into his chest, which revives him and transfers all the Allspark memories Sam had absorbed.
Then the Fallen shows up and grabs the Matrix, teleporting himself back to the top of the pyramid. Jetfire volunteers his parts to repair Optimus, sacrificing his life in the process. Ratchet puts Optimus together again, good as new. Meanwhile, Simmons gets the naval ship to fire at Devastator, who breaks back down into separate Constructicons. The Fallen fires the device, but Optimus deflects part of it, and the blast hits Megatron and Starscream.
The Fallen and Optimus have their big showdown. The Fallen says that he's a Prime, and Optimus should respect him. But Optimus says the Fallen gave up that name when he turned against his brothers. Megatron and Starscream run away, as Optimus smashes the device and beats the Fallen about the head with the pieces. The Fallen tries to escape via a wormhole, but Optimus uses the Matrix to close it and opens a different wormhole, which he tosses the Fallen into. The wormhole closes.
Then our heroes are reunited, and they find Sam's parents trapped inside a Decepticon that was fighting Bumblebee in the desert. Yay
Source: http://io9.com/5254664/discover-all-the-ancient-secrets-of-the-transformers