Merry Xmas

1) Due to the growing in demand of presents and globalization, Santa Claus Corporation has decided to move their production from Finland to China. This move has led to an estimated work loss for ten million elves, whose main livelihood come from wrapping gifts and acting as an extra in Lord of The Rings.

2)Due to the influence of idols such as Rudolph, more and more teenage reindeers are getting a nose job.

3)Santa is currently undergoing a lawsuit from World Wildlive Fund(WWF) for ill-treatment of reindeers. Reindeers have been reported to have to travel hundreds of kilometers without any rest, in order to deliver all the presents for the children within a night.

4)Due to the colour of his costume, Santa Claus is officially banned from visiting Thailand.

5)Turkeys experience a mini holocaust once every year during this season.

6)Ever wondered why you never saw Santa in real person? Unless you are living in a landed apartment with a chimney, Santa would never deliver presents to people living in HDB flats. Santa exists, just that nobody told you the harsh truth.

7)An elf working for Santa has been suspected to be the founder of www.santaleaks.com, a website which provides insider information of who's naughty or nice this year.

8)Distributing presents is only Santa's part time job. He is actually a principal at the School of Hogwarts.

Quoted by one of my junior.

Alright, Merry Xmas All. Mad rush to the end of this year. So many outings to attend too and it seems that festive seasons get more happening as you grow older.

For the record, today was the first time ever that I stepped foot into the Bukit Panjang and Gombak Area. the whole place seemed so foreign to me.

Off to sleep. IPPt training tmr.