Mid 20 years old crisis ??

I want to sail! Just get out of harbour!

Sickeneing to see some f-up faces and listen to their shit. sometimes me and some of my NSFs friends wondering are we really serving the nation? Come to ship, same routine. Have duty, do duty. Have rubbish, go throw.Can make a freaking pipe to pipe u from upstairs, go all the way to downstairs, then go all the way up. WTF?

Then u these arses get 2k plus month, plus bonuses here and there, just KLKK around the ship, sit down and talk cock. Mobile canteen come, jsut go buy food makan, work never do, all simply if can throw to us, everything just throw to us. F-king useless arseholes.

Well what to do, Life is like that. SometimesI can take it, sometimes I cant. I not sure why. Sometimes, really feel like getting into a fight and punch the shit of their ass. It is the way the talk to you, It sounds as if you own them a living. Fking idiots. wake up leh, u chose to sign and it is your job, why make it sound as if the coutnry own u something? madness?

Sometimes, it is quite astonishing to know the maturity level of some people. Quite appalling. Obviously, I am not blaming everthing Iam facing now to the organisation. In the civilian world, any complanies will have thse f -uuped people, up to us to handle them, twist them around our fingers, or screw them up when we have the chance too. Haiz, got to tahan lor. 7 more months! Come on!

Alright I m off. Not in the mood. so many sian posts and complains. Paiseh Peeps.

Some Quiz

My hard disk crashed!Argh... SHEN AH..JIU JIU WO BAH!

BAck from the witch moutain and challenger. Haiz, got to bring the HD to repair. F-ed...

Still no posts bout my trip.lol. like no source of the pics leh. Wait bah. Yup Yup.
Read and now doing a quiz.

***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
-

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Jap, Western, fast food.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Chewing gm lor...chew for 2 weeks... lol. Nah, Simple hawker food at Blk 85. Oyster omelette, kang Kung, crabs , safood practically.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Hawaiian. Cheese and more cheese.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Dunno. Never tried before. Not never try the toast before. never try to put stuff on the toast.

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?
4. LOL. Dun ask why.

what color of cell phone do you have?
Have a light green phone 3310, a silver one 8250, currently now is a silver cum black, allure brown k800i with my sis. one black cum silver like spaceship looking Phillips Xenium.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My balls...Just joking. 3 Teeth. For braces. My appendicitis.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Eh, 20 kg barbell with no weights? Malu....

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Fainted yes. After playing basketball that time, i think i overexhausted then vomitted, and fainted. lol.
Another time was a christmas eve 2007. Almost collapsed when my vision totally went yellow at Vivocity, day before i took out my appendicitis.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nah. Live life to the fullest =D

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Qing-zhou. Huang-zhou. The best wil Zhuang Jia la. lOl.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Eh No.

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Channel 5. Police and thief!

Last person you talked to?
JJ.

Last person you hugged?
My mum. Home Sweet Home. So motherly!

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
4 Seasons. The pastries they sell there =D

Holiday?
Easter Europe. Find that it is the most exotic place and mysterious culture there. Wants to go back to the Land of Thousand Smiles again.

Day of the week?
Weekends la duh.

Month?
December? Feels that the end is coming along with a new beginning =D

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
Hmm...Tough question. No.

Mood?
Sian. HD spoilt.

What are you listening to?
How 6 songs collide? lol

Watching?
Channel U News

Worrying about?
Duty tmr.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
COmputer room

What's the last movie you saw?
Race to witch mountain. LOL.

Do you smile often?
I guess so =D

QUESTIONS

1)Do you always answer your phone?
Yup! This comes side by side with how fast I can reach for my hp.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Must be from SAF la. Still got who else.

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
White. So cool. LOL.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Sonic?

5) Do you own a digital camera?
Sadly no.

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
negative.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
12 days of Christmas

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
bicycle.

9) Can you do push ups?
Duh.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Duh

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited lo. if fell nervous means jia lat liao.

12) Do you have any saved texts?
Negative.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
In a Go kart Kart wreck perhaps? hahas, back in phuket.

14) Do you have an accent?
Dun think so. Just that I know i mince my words and can imitate accents nia.

15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Wah. Dun have.

16) Plans tonight?
Play fifa online 2. Connection having problem -_-" Pack bag to book in.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Of course. So many times.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Last week.. I was out at Malacca Straits.

19) Have you ever been given roses?
Facebook Roses lor

20) Current worry?
When is my FFINg COrporal rank coming!!! and My backpay from NDP!!!???

21) Current hate right now?
Negative

22) Met someone who changed your life?
Quite a few, me, myself and I. 0.o . Ex-girlfriends. People around me, all influenced me in one way or another that leads to the today me.

23) How did you bring in the New Year!
back on my mothership doing duty. Watching fireworks from port bridge wing.

24) What song represents you?
Dunno 0.o

25) Name three people who might complete this?
nah. Dun think anyone is as free as i am.

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............essaging JJ about the plans for today.

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Am I late?

28) How did i get from the couch to bed yesterday night?
Teleported.

Duty tmr....>_<

Last day of my off le, I duun think I did alot of productive stuff at all. My room i still in a mess when I said I want to pack it. -_-"

Wanted to change a blogskin. But did not.
Wanted to go to IT fair. But did not.
Want to go cut hair. But have not.

Sian. Anyway, finally downloaded FIFA Online 2. Hooked onto it liao. Lol. Played first multiplayer game with WeiJie. Kinda of cool. Last time used to play those small little games, like erm, shoot dunno those funnsy stuff de, and a few others. Now soccer has been brought online le. LOL. Technology zooming really fast.

Gave out my first batch or pressies. LOL. Really funny la. Used to said about a year ago, everytime I disappear for quite some time, ahahs, suddenly when I am back, so many "interesting " news keep popping out. Happy for them =) They have moved on, but not th guys lol. Heard from that side the stories,but not that side. (decoded this =D)

Awaiting eagerly soon. Hahs.

Funny thing is that, on facebook we cant put alot of stuff relating to our work. But somehow I see quite alot of people doing, and the people are actually up there de. Hmm. Weird. But i dunno, will play safe. I still havent get my photos for the MSTD I meant. Really must lay my hands on the pics of the dolhins that followed us for 2 hours all so. Really a fulfilling sight. Woot. Navy should put that in their advertisement la, more girls will surely sign on with them . Wuahah.

Uploaded this new song. Kinda of hooked onto it, find it very nice and unique. LOL.

For the record, every shore leave that I had in phuket and kuching, I went to pub disco every single night. Really a good view indeed lol. And now I have a strong alcholic urge. Argh! Somebody save me!

I'm Back!

back since saturday, so good to be home=) hahas,will be resting and apcking some of my stuff. Yup, so gimme some time, will be back blogging full scale once I have all my pics from my friends.

Did really lots of whacky stuff. I performed my comedy infront of like 100 plus people. Lol. Something I long awaited for. Joker like me wanted to taste how it was like to perform. Was a success! Got first. lol.

Ok la updae more later on =))

Management Course

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she! says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,
'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129

It said, 'Go forth and seek, fu rther up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small squirrel saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'

So, the squirrel sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the squirrel and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' !

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say 'hello.'

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached..

It read:
'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away.. God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others.'

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him..

'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.

'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.


4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will
save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.