The Men Rules

These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Cricket OR RUGBY.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Rain

The rain can flood the nation.

Well, yeah, somehow it affected the consumer economy. Orchard Road is once again the hardest hit area from this morning freak rain. ( oh really? )

Feeling kind of lost about what to do during this holiday. I am going to do an events job that will make me exert the guts out. I am going to crash ARTS camp. I have volunteered to be a CSC Camp Councillor. Hopefully, by July, I can be a part time Lifeguard after I have complete the Sentosa Lifeguard duty in June.

Am I losing the touch of writing? This is really disturbing. I must really put in the discipline and determination to rediscover the touch.

Leona Lewis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Hold up, hold on
Don't be scared,
You'll never change what's been and gone
May your smile shine on
Don't be scared,
Your destiny may keep you warm

'Cause all of the stars have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them some day
Take what you need
And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out

Get up
(Get Up)
Come On
(Come On)
Why you scared?
(I'm not scared)
You'll never change what's been and gone

'Cause all of the stars have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them some day
Take what you need,
And be on your way,
http://www.elyricsworld.com/stop_crying_your_heart_out_lyrics_leona_lewis.html
And stop crying your heart out.

'Cause all of the stars have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see them some day
Take what you need
And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out

'Cause all of the stars have faded away
Just try not to worry,
You'll see us some day
Take what you need
And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out

The World is So Small

Or is it just Singapore.

Memories are just flooding back into my soul.

Going to work at this Carrefour events job next week at the Expo. This is the first time I am going to work like Bangla/Chinese foreign labourer. Move heavy stuff, do some hard selling, setting up of shelves. Phew. Hopefully, it will be a good workout for my body.