Farting During Rounds

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This is one incident that is so deeply etched in my mind. it is a freaking joke la.

Before entering NS, dad always advise me to keep to the rules, listen to them u know. Like some pet dog listening to the owner, like a bangala having to give way to all those snobbish Singaporeans. At Tekong, I was really guai. Until I came to Navy, I had a culutral shock and that I guessed, changed me. i became more rebellious. You know, in such a huge organisation, there bound to be many conflicts in those upper ranks.

So there was once I showed attitude to a Staff Seargeant at the Damage Control Simulation Centre at Sembawang. We were wearing the Naval Combat Rig. Navy's version of Army's No 4. We have this velcro and button. I had an experience when I reported sick in NCR. I think that was when we had to do FFI. This CAPTAIN questioned me why did i buttoned up the NCR when there is velcro straps for you to velcro. I didnt know what to answer him. and fromthen on, i just velcro-ed my NCR.

So this day at the FFDC centre, this STAFF SERGEANT questioned me why I only velcro-ed my NCR and not buttoned it up. I was totally stunned. So he stared at me and I stared at him for about 10 seconds. I told him the story about the FFI session with the CAPTAIN, the medical officer. The STAFF SERGENAT asked me who the captain was, what is his name. How the heck to reply him sia? I don't come to NS to remember Medical Officer's name. I not those chao keng type what. I just replied him I don't know. Guess what he did to me?

In front of everybody, he just ripped apart my NCR and then told everyone to button up before he goes ripping Each and everyone'e NCR. TOTAL PSYCHO man. From then on, my attitude towards those who supposedly should give them respect straight away because of their ranks.On the surface, I have to greet them and everything. But in my heart, I only salute to those who really give their all out to fight for their men.

Wonderful adventure aside, My picture of the post is to describe what experience my bunkmates went through while we were having rounds. It took a super long time for the Officer to come. So Melvin Lee and Xavian Low decided to Ji Siao Siao. tehy started to compete who can make funniest and longest fart noises. 0.o
From fast bombing to long diarrhoea fart, we tried almost all la. We came out with different senarios, like Sedia then we fart and all kind of nonsense.

suddenly, the officer appeared and he was "um-choewing". he knocked us down. Suppose to do 10, but then cos JX kept laughing, and even I had diffuclty controlling my laughter, we did another 10. Xavian was like couting, "1 Down! 2 Down!...." He stopped at 6 and burst out laughing.

Total madness. THINK Navy IS a joke isit?????