Thursday, 30 October 2008

Off day!

After watching the 2 gays, the green and the blue one spinning, jenny pops out and ask me, "Why are u online? "

Yo Yo, today is the day, yes today is the day, My TC gave me a half off day and told us to take a half day leave>_<.

If anyone of you s ays that is quite a senseless thing, yeah man I agree with you.
Had to drag myself off my ever comfy bed, and answer the call of JJ. Off to BK breakfast. It has been a long time since I pampered myself with a good breakfast. Those breakfast in camp, is not bad. Different variety each day. Monday, you get bread, ham and beans. Sometimes you don't. Tuseday, maybe you get a bowl of peanut porridge and a roll of Popiah. Woot, Wednsday, maybe you get yourself a Law mai Kai and a sun kueh or a bao. Not bad. Thursday, maybe scrambled eggs with baked beans. Friday, hmm.. maybe noodles soup? wanton and some vege. For 9 mths, Same routine, and I have only tasted roti prata once.

So today we were seriously craving for some better breakfast. Decided on BK then. Scrambled egg platter. Was curious about it. Well, alot of small potato nuggets thingy, scambeled egg, turkey ham and bun. Yum Yum. Went over to the libraryafter that. Borrowed a comic, which now, I think i shouldn't have borrowed in the first place.

Have been hooked onto Prison Break Since i got home. COmpleted all the 8 epsidoes that have been aired in the US. Holy, Since last month, I have officially became a fan of American Dramas. Cool man. Maybe after I have completed all the dramas that I want to watch, Like gossip girls, Desperate Housewifes. i will go to Hong Kong Canto Dramas. LOL. You all should watch Prison Break too! Guess being cooped in the camp makes me feel alot closer to michael Scofield. Everyday thinking of breaking out... LOL. I do know I have alot of wacky ideas in my brain now, in every building. It changed me, this show. Another drama you people should go catch is Heroes. It is those superhero kinda of thing, but I just like it leh. Melvin say I like some Big baby, still reading comics and into all these stuff. But heck it! It is nice!

Hmm alright, time to slack of 8 hours tmr on board ship. HERE I COME CNB!
Oh btw, the aircraft carrier is so freaking huge that left everyone utterly stunned. Really a beautiful siight. More than 20 plus fighterjets on display. We were amezd..truly amazed. Hope it will still be there tmr, then we will have closer action.

Truly defines the word "Overconfidence"

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Which animal Are you...?



Look for the error, that is what I was talking about when i saw it at CHinatown. LOL.

Saw this at Shuzzie's Blog. hahas. Wanted to post this is to show Melvin. My goodness. It is so true. Turtle. LOL.

Birthday characteristics

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse 
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat 

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a Dog: A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!



turtle by ~Kenu on deviantART

Monday, 27 October 2008

Farting During Rounds


a fart by ~Autumntherose on deviantART

This is one incident that is so deeply etched in my mind. it is a freaking joke la.

Before entering NS, dad always advise me to keep to the rules, listen to them u know. Like some pet dog listening to the owner, like a bangala having to give way to all those snobbish Singaporeans. At Tekong, I was really guai. Until I came to Navy, I had a culutral shock and that I guessed, changed me. i became more rebellious. You know, in such a huge organisation, there bound to be many conflicts in those upper ranks.

So there was once I showed attitude to a Staff Seargeant at the Damage Control Simulation Centre at Sembawang. We were wearing the Naval Combat Rig. Navy's version of Army's No 4. We have this velcro and button. I had an experience when I reported sick in NCR. I think that was when we had to do FFI. This CAPTAIN questioned me why did i buttoned up the NCR when there is velcro straps for you to velcro. I didnt know what to answer him. and fromthen on, i just velcro-ed my NCR.

So this day at the FFDC centre, this STAFF SERGEANT questioned me why I only velcro-ed my NCR and not buttoned it up. I was totally stunned. So he stared at me and I stared at him for about 10 seconds. I told him the story about the FFI session with the CAPTAIN, the medical officer. The STAFF SERGENAT asked me who the captain was, what is his name. How the heck to reply him sia? I don't come to NS to remember Medical Officer's name. I not those chao keng type what. I just replied him I don't know. Guess what he did to me?

In front of everybody, he just ripped apart my NCR and then told everyone to button up before he goes ripping Each and everyone'e NCR. TOTAL PSYCHO man. From then on, my attitude towards those who supposedly should give them respect straight away because of their ranks.On the surface, I have to greet them and everything. But in my heart, I only salute to those who really give their all out to fight for their men.

Wonderful adventure aside, My picture of the post is to describe what experience my bunkmates went through while we were having rounds. It took a super long time for the Officer to come. So Melvin Lee and Xavian Low decided to Ji Siao Siao. tehy started to compete who can make funniest and longest fart noises. 0.o
From fast bombing to long diarrhoea fart, we tried almost all la. We came out with different senarios, like Sedia then we fart and all kind of nonsense.

suddenly, the officer appeared and he was "um-choewing". he knocked us down. Suppose to do 10, but then cos JX kept laughing, and even I had diffuclty controlling my laughter, we did another 10. Xavian was like couting, "1 Down! 2 Down!...." He stopped at 6 and burst out laughing.

Total madness. THINK Navy IS a joke isit?????

WEEK 42: Long weekend ahead!

Junguang posted out already. Xavian is already technically missing in action, followed by Cl and Dom and JX. Haiz, the feeling of being detached from each other.Indescribable. I don't think there is such a word, but anyway, yeah, end of course is nearing, don't know to be sad or happy. Both mixed feelings I guess.


Thought of a joke in camp.
Question: Which species of cats do NSmen love?






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Answer: Cat 1!

HAHAHAHAhahaaaa.....ha..ha ....a......Cos Once there is Cat 1, all outdoor actvities will be cancelled. We will be thus confine in our "home sweet home".. lala.. LAME.



Well, this whole week my camp was busked in Cat 1, so you can say that we were happy slacking in the bunk, no need to go for dogwatches, and practically 2 EMEs were cancelled. Wohoo! Had harbour practical, but basically they are training grounds for my sleeping exercises. Always drifting too sleep. Now, ECDIS seems so unfamiliar to me, same goes for GPS system. Grr. Spent most of this week self reflecting, how will it be like when I have OJT, when I will spend most of my next out away from family and this real world? Hmm.

Trying hard to rethink my ideas that i have during the week. it ain't easy. sometimes i key it into my hp as rafts, sometimes I am just busy with other things, so yeah, i put videos as a substitute. I mean they are unique to me, so just share it here. want to click play or don't want to click is up to you.

Why want to comment on people's blog? Like xiaxue or dawn yang? They are just attention seeking to me. Is like trying to say, hey you have that sharp chin, I also have that. Hey , ahah, u freaking turtle( which is me). maybe it is just me, I am so used to be called names. One eye jack, blind in an eye, white skin monkey, skinny ass. All this. Hmm, I somehow got immune to all this names. So i rather use this weakness to my advantage, I play along with it. I let people call me this names, not because I lose my self respect, cos it is facts that I cannot change. I have ptosis, it is natural, i cant change it. I have sleepy look, I cant change it. i am skinny. yes i am changing, I gained weight, I put in effort to exercise. People call me names, i call them too. Like one to one exchange.

My point here is that, what we have is given to us. People's blogging style is in their character. Why criticise them? Unless you are trying to make a comment that they are insinuating you or some lewd comments that you think that are unfounded. If not, why must you comment and trying to make like a direct assault?

IF you want to make comments about others, hell lot of others have a lot of comments about you too. For me, I know people have commented me, I thank them for keeping it to themselves. But if those that can make me improve, please tell me. I wanna learn too.

Haha, wanting to touch on this issue for some time already. Due to surrounding "environmental" issues that happened around my blog the past week, I decided to pen it down. Making my message clear. Keep your comments to yourself.


The weather have been kind of weird this few days, yesterday was so Shiny and bright, today, want to rain but not raining that kind. postponed swimming timings. LOL. In the end swimmed at 3pm with JJ, but with not much mood though. Don't know why. Bought 11 dollars worth of tidbits after that and met Minghao at the Supermarket. hahas. ORd-ing in Feb. Didnt talked much though, guess I will message him later.

Mr Teng chatted with me. Poisoned him with some ideas I haeard from a navy friend. mauhaha, am so evil, but I believed he won't la. 3 weeks, Hmm will be fast la. Not like me, next year want to go for 4 months de. Some more AT middle east. Really hope i can go there and SERVE MY COUNTRY. =D


WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVERPOOL ENDED CHELSEA'S 86 MATCH UNBEATEN RECORD!!!!!!! Superb performance, holding off Chelsea's constant attacks. 6 points taken off from MANU and CHEL. MUAHAH.. Arsenal You will be next!




He is the man , this is the club!

Congrats to Tottenham.. Winning their First game. Really shocked though, Harry Redknapp became theri Manager, Replacing Ramos. SHocked I am.

Alright, happy Deepavali my Indian Friends!

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Cool duo!



Cooler stuff than Olympics.

Friday, 24 October 2008

Effects of helium

Haha, remember what felix did?


Came across this video. Not only this guy tried helieum, he tried another gas, sulfur hexafluoride.


Cool eh, any idea where to find sulphur hexaflouride?

Most Expensive Car in the world?


Learn about the most expensive cars in the world

Monday, 20 October 2008

Things in Slow Motion

If you feel that life is moving too fast, watch this. Slows u down.

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Week 41: Sudden and Sad


Hmm, been a sad week for my camp. not sure if those who read chinese papers. Above is the article. The person who passed away was from my camp. Rest In Peace Mcron Low Wei Liang. Fellow comrade.

I will comment too much about it. All and all, just take care everyone. Since more and more people are getting their license, please please drive with care. Don't speed. Haiz, but say already, no one bothers. Past few experiences the rides that I sat, all are nerve wrecking man. Young drivers, what to do. Just take care man.

Was there this afternoon. First time withnessing a military funeral, really a sad sight. gave our last respects before heading back to camp.

Every time for me, a death that happens around me, I will think about the meaning of life and religion and many other things, it really puzzles me some times. Haiz oh well, really a sad scene today.

Alright ehading back to camp soon today. Guess I will type more this wednesday night if possible. Went out the whole day yesterday. Fitness and body size shrinking. Eek! must do emergency repairworks soon. Hmm, I changed the song too more insturmental, more universal bah. More of like my mood now and of today...anw...Hahas, my sis really cant stand Gu Ju Ji's compiled songs. This new song is called Endless Rain by a band called X Japan. I never wanted to listen to band songs in the past cause I find it too noisy and irritating, but after melvin introduced to me X Japan and Shawn's Songs, it really changed my view. Very touching and meaningful lyrics. Their performance on stage is even more captivating. Enjoy =) Hey sis, is this song ok? lol


Replies to tags:
Amos: lol. Yeah. it is so true...upon hundred la. Your sideburn really like Elvis presley sia. Madness! You should take a pic then I post on here. LOL. Shock the world about TJ's haircut allowance!
Jenny: Paiseh, typed wrongly>_< Shin Mun: lol. No thanks, i don't stare at Raik's body. LOL. No la, just dun like what Ferrari Boss said of us. So un-sportsmanlike.


Eh did i replied all the tags? In a rush man. KK. GTG.


back to Changi Pirate Camp... LOL.. i realise i have been using too many LOLs... Hmm...

Saturday, 18 October 2008

Seriously Don't Know How this guy do it..

uber cool. How did he do it? I know it is some camera trick and things like that. But the surroundings are real eh?

Office Prank

These people are really boh liao. But funny to look at the facial expression of your superiors=D

Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Cheapstakes!

HAhas, this guy trying to pose as a DJ. And He does succesfully gets into the clubs. Well, a nice idea for those youngsters out there. He manages to sneaks his way through other stuff too.

Sunday, 12 October 2008

Week 40: Updates and Updates

Ok super long didnt update. Made changes to my blogskin. Wanted it to e simple, and so it became simpler. And changed my song again. Out to irritate my sis. Hahas, Amos, take up the challenge, now the songs is a compilation of cantonese songs. Can you do it? 0.o

Guess roughly one month ago or 3 weeks ago, we went to chinatown. It was a planned outing for my batch of cellists and bassists of MJCO. In the end, kenneth and wy bott fell sick and fiona couldnt make it. So left only 4. LOL. Went vivo qite early to buy the tix for Step Brothers. Lzed around in the bookstore which is quite huge. Quite alot of books to keep me interested and kill time. Anyway, Rong Ma was late 20 mins. LOL. And Sl and yt guessed correctly his attire. HAha, funny man. Ok , so we went into the cinema. at down and turned to my left, I saw one lady slumped into the couch onto her bf's lap. She was occupyi our seats, but luckily, at the side there were 4 seats, so we just sat there. Haiz, what to do , some people are just incosiderate. Seen enough in the navy. Hmm, the movie was funny and lame at times. 2 40 year olds had to learn to accept and live with each other. It was quite vulgar and explicit when Will Farell showed his "nutsack". I got a shock when they really showed it out. I thought they will just let the scene past. They really showed the "sack". Abit awkward at the moment, the scene meant to be funny, but the whole cinema went silent. Oh well, In the end they impressed with their teamwork at the, eh teamwork is not the word to be used, brotherhood should be. I want to find out what the last song of the movie was, the opera one. Anybody knows?

We headed to Upper Cross Street, wanting to find this shop that have chicken buffet. I didn't really go that shop before, so asked JR to print a map. We were liked some lost tourists trying to get to a location. LOL. Soon after, by the guidance of Radar Specialist, ( Bragging shit...) , we arrived at the shop, but realised it was closed >_<. Thinking that the bufet will start at 3pm, and the shop MAY open at that time, we went to chinatown square. Holy, the place is like thrown back in times. It is a mixture of both modern and the old times. People will be like selling alot of antique stuff. Those LDs, those super old toys. Hahas, we were totally shocked the sigt. Some Chinese culture experience.

To our dismay, the shop did not open. So we settled for simple chinese fare. Chicken Rice. Lol. Quite interesting to listen to how university works and the stuff inside there. Like the bidding process and what to study. How slack some faculties are, like my future one. Haha, the rumour of UNI life is easier than Air-Level Life is total bullshit. The rumours are totally crushed by what I heard. Haha, can also see, all of them are so busy. Have to even mug everywhere they go. Brr. HAve to brace fr another xiong mugging life in 2 years time. It also made me realise how outdated the JCs teachers are. We got cheated!

Headed back to camp to watch F1 after that. The week, passed as normal, the results I got for my SAF exams were like primary school grades. It is quite heartening for me, cos i never thought I would still be able to get to see the grades and marks i got during Primary One.

English - 49/50
Maths- 95/100
Chinese- 100/100

LOL. SAF exams didnt get that high la, but above 80. Good for me. Don't want too high or low. Average. just nice, hide in the centre.

The next saturday, I went for haircut. Decided to head for katong. Cant stand my messy hair. Comments like I look like ultraman and a matchstick came at me when I stepped home.

The next day went out with wy, henny , elvia and jr. Long time no see them. Shockingly, jr came back in his same attire. I didn't expect it all. Thought he will wear what we got for him the previous week, lol. Talking about hygiene in the SAf terms =) We had Korean Cuisine at this shop beside DXO. Got the chance to look at the F1 railings and seatings. I am like so sua ku la. Ok back to food. It is a very interesting dinner I had. They cook for you. The meat come in very thin slices. There is a wide spread of side dishes. They refill for you. You wrap the meat like eating "kong ba pau" . Not bad not bad.

Rong Ma treated us to Haagen Daaz. We ordered seventh heaven and this belgian chocolate shake. It was nce, smooth and thick. The seventh heaven was in much smaller proportion than Swensen's Earthquake. The price is also inversely proportional -_-" We tested the so called Nationwide Connectivity that Singapore Government is targetting. It seriously sucked big time. Had to do alot of patterns before we got online. HAhas, very cool experience, communicating via Skype with Geraldyne.

We headed to Marina Square's Starbucks as the internet connection at Esplanade pissed us off. Met Teerapong at there. He and his lekan gang if Im not wrong. Read the book that Jenny had to study. Hmm, very interesting book, and kinda of cheem. Philosphocal teachings for teachers to be. HAa. hanged around at Bedok Inter until 11plus, reached home 1130pm? lol, alter than book in timing.


The next day, everything seems to be better now, the usual battering and jokes =)

Swimming session has been good, My swimming endurance has increased to 30 laps.
Through that long distance swimming, was thinking through alot of stuff. This one wi regd with swimming. Which stroke seems to be more fierce? I think iis the freestylee. Don't believe,go try it at the pool. I charged at this guy doing breaststroke and he siamed me with less than 5 m to go. Haha.

Then what if freestyle meets freestyle? I havent tried that, but i guess we hve to follow the Rules of the Road, alter course to starboard assuming that the situation of collision exists.

Ok, time for me to book in already. 2.5 days of book out really seem super short. Haiz. Thursday gonna have theory exam again. Yawns. Alright. Lots more to blog. Hopefuly next weekend, there is more time to blog.

Nice Scenery And nice Jumping.

Cool Video taken bya base jumper. Impressed by the surroundings and the beautiful scenery being captured in the video.

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Musical Trains

Japanese and the ideas. =)


The train
Uploaded by trescourt

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

These acts justified murphy's Law. LOL!




I think they were fixed though. staged.

Saturday, 4 October 2008

Buggy Madnss

People who love to do crazy stunts!


http://view.break.com/551556 - Watch more free videos

Friday, 3 October 2008

F1? Banged one on the way home..

Yeah man, the bus I was on while booking out today, laga-ed into a car. Not that serious though. The bus that I usually take when I book out is driven by this curly hair and oily looking plum driver. Total madness. The whole bus was full and I can confirm he is driving beyong 60km/h. Overtaking like free, and swerving left and right as if he is chasing podium finish to get points for wolrd championship. Hahas, his boss' face totally changee when the bus collided with the car. Funny sight.

Hmm, F1 ended with Ferraris being the biggest sore loser. Everyone said yes, and there they are claiming we are a freaking circus. BOO! LOSERS. I was impressed by the Singapore's skyline. The super bright lights really make the track very distinctive . The best part was when the camera zooms out to show Benjamin Sheares bridge above one of the track. Superb scene!
Let's take a look of the incidents that happen. Twice, the fuel pump were stuck in 2 different cars. Felipe Massa was the worst. Detached the whole hose and drove all the way tot he end of the pitstop>_<





The first crash belonged to the son of a previous F1 driver. nelson Piquet Jr slams into the barrier. He wrote himself into the record books.


Had cohesion day on thursday. Went all the way to ECP to play bowling. The lanes there are much more slippery that those that I previously played on. Tried 10 punds and that screwed me up. Lol. Damn depressing. Scores of only 70-80. BULLSHIT !
The day before went to play badminton with JJ. Lost horribly. 1sets to 4. Played a consolation set. ended wwith 28 to 26. LOL. Super fun. but because bothof us didnt do any warm up, freaking hell, muscles still cramping until today.

*smelling something is burning but don't know what is it..*

Oh well, lots of things wanting to rant but don't have the mood now. Changed my song cos my sis was complaining the previosu one was too noisy and draggy. LOL.

Freaking lame jokes..

I think I saw this joke some where. i think it is on Shu Zhen's Blog.

Have a laugh... Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!


Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

So Remember remember the third of october when hZ posted warnings for your babies name. =Z

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Girl with Amazing Oral skills..

Ok, the title sounds ambiguous. But Don't stray to the dark side please. hahas. Gir with amazing tongue twisting and contorting skills. LOl

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Selamat Hari Raya Adilfitri!

Hope I spelt it right. Happy Holis to all my muslims friends out there.

This week lagi best la. Sunday nite book in, tuesday night book out, wednesday night book in, thursday afternon bok out, firday morning book in, friday evening book out. Then sunday night book in again. LOL

K blog more on thurs!