Mid 20 years old crisis ??

I want to sail! Just get out of harbour!

Sickeneing to see some f-up faces and listen to their shit. sometimes me and some of my NSFs friends wondering are we really serving the nation? Come to ship, same routine. Have duty, do duty. Have rubbish, go throw.Can make a freaking pipe to pipe u from upstairs, go all the way to downstairs, then go all the way up. WTF?

Then u these arses get 2k plus month, plus bonuses here and there, just KLKK around the ship, sit down and talk cock. Mobile canteen come, jsut go buy food makan, work never do, all simply if can throw to us, everything just throw to us. F-king useless arseholes.

Well what to do, Life is like that. SometimesI can take it, sometimes I cant. I not sure why. Sometimes, really feel like getting into a fight and punch the shit of their ass. It is the way the talk to you, It sounds as if you own them a living. Fking idiots. wake up leh, u chose to sign and it is your job, why make it sound as if the coutnry own u something? madness?

Sometimes, it is quite astonishing to know the maturity level of some people. Quite appalling. Obviously, I am not blaming everthing Iam facing now to the organisation. In the civilian world, any complanies will have thse f -uuped people, up to us to handle them, twist them around our fingers, or screw them up when we have the chance too. Haiz, got to tahan lor. 7 more months! Come on!

Alright I m off. Not in the mood. so many sian posts and complains. Paiseh Peeps.

Some Quiz

My hard disk crashed!Argh... SHEN AH..JIU JIU WO BAH!

BAck from the witch moutain and challenger. Haiz, got to bring the HD to repair. F-ed...

Still no posts bout my trip.lol. like no source of the pics leh. Wait bah. Yup Yup.
Read and now doing a quiz.

***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice?
-

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Jap, Western, fast food.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Chewing gm lor...chew for 2 weeks... lol. Nah, Simple hawker food at Blk 85. Oyster omelette, kang Kung, crabs , safood practically.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Hawaiian. Cheese and more cheese.

What do you like to put on your toast?
Dunno. Never tried before. Not never try the toast before. never try to put stuff on the toast.

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house?
4. LOL. Dun ask why.

what color of cell phone do you have?
Have a light green phone 3310, a silver one 8250, currently now is a silver cum black, allure brown k800i with my sis. one black cum silver like spaceship looking Phillips Xenium.

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My balls...Just joking. 3 Teeth. For braces. My appendicitis.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Eh, 20 kg barbell with no weights? Malu....

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Fainted yes. After playing basketball that time, i think i overexhausted then vomitted, and fainted. lol.
Another time was a christmas eve 2007. Almost collapsed when my vision totally went yellow at Vivocity, day before i took out my appendicitis.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nah. Live life to the fullest =D

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Qing-zhou. Huang-zhou. The best wil Zhuang Jia la. lOl.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Eh No.

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Channel 5. Police and thief!

Last person you talked to?
JJ.

Last person you hugged?
My mum. Home Sweet Home. So motherly!

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
4 Seasons. The pastries they sell there =D

Holiday?
Easter Europe. Find that it is the most exotic place and mysterious culture there. Wants to go back to the Land of Thousand Smiles again.

Day of the week?
Weekends la duh.

Month?
December? Feels that the end is coming along with a new beginning =D

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
Hmm...Tough question. No.

Mood?
Sian. HD spoilt.

What are you listening to?
How 6 songs collide? lol

Watching?
Channel U News

Worrying about?
Duty tmr.
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
COmputer room

What's the last movie you saw?
Race to witch mountain. LOL.

Do you smile often?
I guess so =D

QUESTIONS

1)Do you always answer your phone?
Yup! This comes side by side with how fast I can reach for my hp.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Must be from SAF la. Still got who else.

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
White. So cool. LOL.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Sonic?

5) Do you own a digital camera?
Sadly no.

6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
negative.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
12 days of Christmas

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
bicycle.

9) Can you do push ups?
Duh.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Duh

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited lo. if fell nervous means jia lat liao.

12) Do you have any saved texts?
Negative.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
In a Go kart Kart wreck perhaps? hahas, back in phuket.

14) Do you have an accent?
Dun think so. Just that I know i mince my words and can imitate accents nia.

15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Wah. Dun have.

16) Plans tonight?
Play fifa online 2. Connection having problem -_-" Pack bag to book in.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Of course. So many times.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
Last week.. I was out at Malacca Straits.

19) Have you ever been given roses?
Facebook Roses lor

20) Current worry?
When is my FFINg COrporal rank coming!!! and My backpay from NDP!!!???

21) Current hate right now?
Negative

22) Met someone who changed your life?
Quite a few, me, myself and I. 0.o . Ex-girlfriends. People around me, all influenced me in one way or another that leads to the today me.

23) How did you bring in the New Year!
back on my mothership doing duty. Watching fireworks from port bridge wing.

24) What song represents you?
Dunno 0.o

25) Name three people who might complete this?
nah. Dun think anyone is as free as i am.

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............essaging JJ about the plans for today.

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Am I late?

28) How did i get from the couch to bed yesterday night?
Teleported.

Duty tmr....>_<

Last day of my off le, I duun think I did alot of productive stuff at all. My room i still in a mess when I said I want to pack it. -_-"

Wanted to change a blogskin. But did not.
Wanted to go to IT fair. But did not.
Want to go cut hair. But have not.

Sian. Anyway, finally downloaded FIFA Online 2. Hooked onto it liao. Lol. Played first multiplayer game with WeiJie. Kinda of cool. Last time used to play those small little games, like erm, shoot dunno those funnsy stuff de, and a few others. Now soccer has been brought online le. LOL. Technology zooming really fast.

Gave out my first batch or pressies. LOL. Really funny la. Used to said about a year ago, everytime I disappear for quite some time, ahahs, suddenly when I am back, so many "interesting " news keep popping out. Happy for them =) They have moved on, but not th guys lol. Heard from that side the stories,but not that side. (decoded this =D)

Awaiting eagerly soon. Hahs.

Funny thing is that, on facebook we cant put alot of stuff relating to our work. But somehow I see quite alot of people doing, and the people are actually up there de. Hmm. Weird. But i dunno, will play safe. I still havent get my photos for the MSTD I meant. Really must lay my hands on the pics of the dolhins that followed us for 2 hours all so. Really a fulfilling sight. Woot. Navy should put that in their advertisement la, more girls will surely sign on with them . Wuahah.

Uploaded this new song. Kinda of hooked onto it, find it very nice and unique. LOL.

For the record, every shore leave that I had in phuket and kuching, I went to pub disco every single night. Really a good view indeed lol. And now I have a strong alcholic urge. Argh! Somebody save me!

I'm Back!

back since saturday, so good to be home=) hahas,will be resting and apcking some of my stuff. Yup, so gimme some time, will be back blogging full scale once I have all my pics from my friends.

Did really lots of whacky stuff. I performed my comedy infront of like 100 plus people. Lol. Something I long awaited for. Joker like me wanted to taste how it was like to perform. Was a success! Got first. lol.

Ok la updae more later on =))

Management Course

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she! says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,
'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129

It said, 'Go forth and seek, fu rther up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small squirrel saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'

So, the squirrel sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the squirrel and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' !

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?'

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say 'hello.'

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached..

It read:
'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away.. God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others.'

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him..

'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.

'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice
cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.


4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her
little brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will
save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.

People In Your Life

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.!

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you all for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime so....

Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but,
often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even
see the new one which has been opened for us.

Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives.

Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten
past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let
go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.

Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.

Maybe . . . There are moments in life when you miss someone -- a
parent, a spouse, a love, a friend, a child -- so much that you just
want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that
once they are around you appreciate them more.

Maybe . . . The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Maybe ... You should always try to put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.

Maybe ... you should do something nice for someone every single
day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.

Maybe . . . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.

Maybe . . . Happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.

Maybe... You shouldn't go for looks; they can deceive; don't go
for wealth; even that fades away! Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile :-)

Maybe . . You should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.

Maybe . . . You should try to live your life to the fullest because
when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was
smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and
everyone around you crying.

Maybe. . .. You could share this message to those people who mean something to you, to those who have touched your life, to those who can and do make you smile when you really need it, to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down, and to all those whom you want to know that you appreciate them and their Friendship.

Lovely message to share! =)

95 Old School Games!

A list of 95 oldskool games which you can play online right now. Just after the click.

I love Dug Dig or Dig Dug. Used to play it at my aunt's computer when I didn't have a computer years ago.

Friends, People who make a difference in you lives...

Read Slowly...

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?
Saying something and wishing you hadn't?, or
Saying nothing and wishing you had?

I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say.Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs.


Have u ever decided not 2 become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already
had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't.
You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own........when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.

Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you?

Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not
care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?

We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.

Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done, or could have had.

* What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?

*What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

*What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? (even if it is that you don't care anymore)
*What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have them?
*What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die. I want to tell you that
you are a friend.

If you died tomorrow (God Forbid)
you would bein my heart.
Would I be in yours?


You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, truly cherish you , most of all I CARE about friends


To all , no matter how often you talk, or how close you are,

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.


Remember, everyone needs a friend someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this and take comfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and ........... always will..=D

Another Girl With good oral skilss...0.o

Crossing the Equator

hahas, What a time to post this video up. This is just an act of the real stuff.
The real stuff will be x1000 times worst than this. Facing real vomit, real swill, real rubbish, shit stuff, glue jelly, whatever nonsense the ship crew ca lay their hands on.

Crossing the Equator


Enjoy.The posture that I am in when doing push up is wrong, back will break!


Director: Dominic
Cameraman : Chin Liang
Actors: Hongzhou
Melvin
Jun Xiang
Benson

Magic Show

Cool Magic Show - video powered by Metacafe

Academic Year for a Student

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????

If only winning TOTO was that accurate...

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Part I


Part II



Part III


Part IV


Part V


To all the guys, have a good laugh. To all the ladies who have a good sense of humor. =P